Saturday, June 26, 2010
I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I just looked at the people I am following on "Blogger" or "Blogspot" and like everyone's has been deleted. Bronte has deleted his. Elle and kat haven't written on theirs for like a year and I don't know what Lydia's doing on hers.
And why is nobody using Blogger or Blogspot or whatever the fuck this website is called?
TUMBLR!
Tumblr is the enemy. It isn;t even spelt right, surely it shold be called 'Tumbler'. I suppose that's the fucking indie point.
Tumblr is more popular because people would rather repost other people's pictures than actually write anything.
NOTHING ON TUMBLR IS ORIGINAL.
At least on my amazing, insightful blogs, you get pictures of me as a superhero, randomly placed song lyrics as titles, the considersation of Jesus' place in a boy band and essential quotes for the new millenium.
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
YOU WON'T READ THIS
Okay, so I must admit, I look at Tumblr blogs, bu only for pretty girls.
And funny things.
And Harry Potter references.
DON'T JUDGE ME
WELL YOU CAN'T
YOU NEVER EVEN READ THIS
In six months, I assume I will be less happy than I am now.
Why?
You'll never know.
Well, maybe you will.
But you won't know that you know
BECAUSE YOU NEVER READ THIS SHIT BLOG
I wish I was a billionaire.
I would travel lots and buy lots of things and not study.
And on those unmaterialistic words, I bid you ADIEU
I have to go pick Annika up from work
HEAR THAT, ANNIKA?
Well, read that?
i DOUBT YOU WILL
BECAUSE NO ONE READS THIS
I still like you lots.
I hope it's still painted in blood on your wall.
NEVARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH